Chronicles of a Platinum Pussy

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Sex Meme

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes, constantly. Incessantly. Regularly

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, in the woods, at the park, at the marina, driving on the highway, at Quizno's...read the Sex-capades on the sidebar for all the places.


3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. I always laugh during foreplay---because I'm having so much fun and I know what I'm about to get into. Once, I farted as he was going down on me. That was nervous laughter of course.


4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. Twice. Both with Danny, once was in the shower and once was in the bedroom...it was kinda weirdly intimate.


5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes. I love afterplay.


6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yeah...mostly anyone before Danny but that's because they tainted my views on sex & lovemaking.


7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? I didn't have my first orgasm until I was 24. It was with my vibrator. So yeah, I faked it alot. But I've never, ever faked it since I had a real bonafide orgasm!

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Depends on my mood. Sometimes I love talking dirty, sometimes I love talking lovey, sometimes I just want grunts, moans and screams. Sometimes I want all of the above. It depends on my mood.


9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.


10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No. Never.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes.


12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Nope.


13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes. Ever made your own porn? Yes. All with Danny.


14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Hell fuckin' no!


15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? Yes, but we didn't care.


16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Getting caught giving Danny a blowjob by a cop in an alley...lol, that was so embarrassing. Luckily we both got off with just a warning.


17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 21


18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Danny.


19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Yes...I've had that more times than I can count. My highest number of orgasms so far is 51---and I haven't passed out yet. I think if you let yourself get uninhibited, and your boo knows your body like his own masterpiece, then the sky is the limit on the number of orgasms.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Hell fuckin' yes. I just had sex 7 hours ago though...so I'm letting Danny build his juices up before I go on him again.


21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?


22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Yes!!!


23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Hell fuckin' no!


24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No.


25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? I'm sure I have.


26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. GOOD!!!


27. LINGERIE. Good five years ago, good next year. now? Lingerie once in a while for a change of pace. Usually I just wanna get naked and get fucked.


28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? No.


29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
()park
()church
()cemetery
()beach
()boat
()school
()parent's bed
()your bed
()car
()picnic table
()kitchen counter
()couch/chair
()dining room/kitchen table
()woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
()bathroom
()shower
()bathtub
()the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
()in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
()with other people in the room
()hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet

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